Hair brained ideas
Dearest Husband,
While I am happy that you are getting overtime so we can continue to wittle away at our debt, I’m not a fan of you being gone on Saturdays. I’m further not a fan of being sick while you were away working on a Saturday. I’m further FURTHER not a fan of being sick while taking care of grouchy, sick kids while you are away working on a Saturday. And now you know.
So I’ve had a lot of time to formulate a honey-do list in my mind while you’ve been gone. There’s nothing like working like a dog to support your family, only to come home to a wife who is waving a page long list under your nose of things she wants done YESTERDAY. I know. You’re welcome.
My mom will be coming over at some point today and I believe I will go ahead and have her do my hair color. I’ve decided that something breaks in you when you go to school to become a cosmetologist. Women tend to have more fear about altering their hair, especially if it’s long. I used to be that way. Not now. I have no qualms about walking into a salon and chopping my hair off. I have no problem with highlighting or coloring my hair any sort of color. The color is especially easy because I know it’s USUALLY fixable. Though there was that one time in beauty college when I called my mom crying because I had dyed my hair kind of a purplish-black color. That was the closest I ever got to going goth.
Anyway, we’ll see how it goes. I’m enjoying my hair short, but as always - I’ve gotten bored of it already. I really wish we could be like those dolls that just wind their hair in and out. That would be much more efficient. And who needs room for brains anyway.
Your Loving Wife



